someone told me i was delirious, i nearly fell off my unicorn




Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.


yeaaah… well ive already failed the challenge .. fuck. i cant be bothered anyway.

whats wrong with me?? #NoChristmasSpirit